‘Twas the Week of Christmas: Biggs, Taylor Robson, and Schweikert Back Higher Holiday Prices

Twas the week of Christmas, and all through the store,

Every price tag was higher than ever before.

Tariffs kept driving the costs up the wall,

Thanks to Biggs, Schweikert, and Robson for backing them all.

The tree lights and tinsel were priced far too steep,

While voters just yearned for promises to keep.

With budgets now tight, and their wallets laid bare,

Arizonans hoped the GOP cost-hiking agenda would soon disappear.

There’s a clear reason prices keep heading this way;

Biggs and Schweikert voted twice to let higher prices stay, 

With Biggs calling tariffs “brilliant” and making Arizonans pay. 

Schweikert bragged that he talks tariffs with the White House each day, 

While Robson posted, “Keep fighting!” and cheered as prices climbed away. 

Copper State Victory spokesperson Nicholas Simões Machado said:

“Twas the week of Christmas, and all through the store,

The gifts under the tree cost far more than before.

Reckless tariffs drove prices up across the whole season,

Backed by Biggs, Schweikert, and Robson, for no good reason.”

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